legitimatecacti:

commander shepard rattling off monologues from human scifi movies every time she has to make a speech and the humans in the team just snorting under their breath while the aliens are like “wow did she just make this up out of nowhere? this is amazing”

itswalky:

Batman trained for years to learn how to be the best at losing to Windblade.

Windblade awesomeness aside, I like that none of the top 3 are Marvel or DC.

itswalky:

Batman trained for years to learn how to be the best at losing to Windblade.

Windblade awesomeness aside, I like that none of the top 3 are Marvel or DC.

junkieofdata:

lalondes:

lalondes:

dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom

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expression of disbelief and awe at the arrival of a message so soon after publication of dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom

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So, I’m gonna try this out and see how long it actually takes.

Eight whole minutes and nothing. Maybe the Harry Potter fandom is too nice? Or they all go to bed really early and sleep really late?

Y’know, honestly Harry Potter is kinda boring, I don’t really see the appeal.

lalondes:

lalondes:

dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom

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So, I’m gonna try this out and see how long it actually takes.

edgebug:

"The men in the room suddenly realized that they didn’t want to know her better. She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.” ― Neil Gaiman
—and Terry Pratchett. The quote is from Good Omens. And it’s describing War. As in the horseman(woman) of the Apocalypse.

And I am SO down for anything comparing Natasha Romanoff to War.

(Source: ohevenstar)

mewtwoofficial:

boundunbound:

thriftstoresareweird:

toilet earrings.
TOILET. 
EARRINGS.

Would buy

for when your fashion sense is the shit

I’m sorry, but I’m fixated on the fact that the tag says green, but the earrings are clearly yellowish and white.

mewtwoofficial:

boundunbound:

thriftstoresareweird:

toilet earrings.

TOILET. 

EARRINGS.

Would buy

for when your fashion sense is the shit

I’m sorry, but I’m fixated on the fact that the tag says green, but the earrings are clearly yellowish and white.

So I kind of had this Sci-Fi story idea, right? Where this anthropologist lady from this utopian society meets this warrior lady from a Proud Warrior People society (Think Wonder Woman, but with men and women), and they get to talking about their respective societies and how the anthropologist lady finds it so odd that the warrior lady proudly shows off her scars, because where the anthropologist is from is so peaceful that there’s this huge stigma against scars, because if you have scars you probably caused them yourself, which is Not Okay among her people. After hearing this the warrior woman just looks at the anthropologist lady oddly, and hugs her, because she just figured out why the lady’s clothing was so conservative, and she knows that feeling too. Because not all of her scars came from someone else’s blades or claws. She’s had those dark moments when she was alone. The difference is that where she’s from, scars from your own blade are just as important as scars from someone else’s. Because both kinds were gained in battle, and both kinds show that you survived that battle. The only difference is that sometimes the enemy is yourself. Your own insecurities, and stress, and depression. And those are much more dangerous and insidious enemies than anyone outside.

I dunno, it was just a thing I came up with. I’m probably never going to do anything more with it, feel free.

ramon-salamander:

witchlingfumbles:

GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE TO ANY FELLOW TUMBLRITES/SEIZURE-PRONE PEOPLE THAT MAY FOLLOW ME

KINDLY THANK THE OP FOR THIS KNOWLEDGE

I AM A HUMBLE MESSENGER

(Source: nosuchthingasfiction)

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part